me: story of my over-caffeinated life
Felix: haha
i bet you couldn't go a week without caffeine
me: oh i can't go a day without it
i'd be lethargic and suffering from a major withdrawal headache
Felix: that's just the first couple of days.. then you get used to it
me: there'll be a 2-second delay between you saying something and me processing it in my head
all my witticisms will be no more!
the quality of our friendship will suffer
you'll be forced to file a caffeine withdrawal victim impact statement
Felix: i think you're jumping to conclusions with that one.. :P
me: are you sure? i don't think you've ever seen the decaf me
Felix: do i want to? :P
me: nah. it's scary stuff
esp in the mornings
yesterday i glared at a man on the bus because he looked at me funny
Felix: you're strange.....
me: and it took you this long to realize?
Felix: you just reaffirmed it.. lol
-Gchat conversation about the Savage Chickens
I would totally relate to you and the artist chicken if I could drink caffeine, but I'm allergic! It sucks because I love coffee and tea and buckets of sweet tea, but the caffeine makes my heart palpitate in a not-so-healthy way. I drink lots of red tea. Yeah, so not the same thing ;)
ReplyDeleteOHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORD.
ReplyDeleteI KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN.
What would I do or who would I kill if i didn't get my caffeine fix in the morning!
I don't drink coffee but I still laughed at the chicken. Chickens are so silly. Especially coffee-drinking chickens.
ReplyDeleteAwesome post! I liked the cartoon :)
ReplyDeleteHaha you are too funny
ReplyDeleteHaha! I'm glad other people have conversations as hilarious as the ones I have with my friends! I can't drink coffee though - it makes me sick!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a friend of mine. She can't go a day without it. She gets cranky and terrible headaches.
ReplyDeleteHaha, that's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHEARTS for Savage Chickens.
ReplyDeleteI think my lack of problems with caffeine stem from early introduction. It's like alcohol :P.